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Two simple steps left to secure your seat

Do both now and you're finished — your Thursday seat is locked and The Boring Income Calculator is yours. Here's exactly what to do.

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Then this

Open the email and confirm

Once you're in the group, I'll email you with the subject line “Action Required”. Open it and click the button inside.

That single click does two things: it confirms your seat, and it tells your email provider I'm someone you want to hear from — which is the difference between getting Thursday's reminder and it landing in spam.

Can't find it? Check Promotions and spam, then drag it to your primary inbox.

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This is when it happens

Live on
Thursday
7:00 PM ET
4:00 PM PT  ·  6:00 PM CT  ·  90 minutes  ·  No replay for free seats
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Block the full ninety minutes. I run long, because the Q&A at the end is where the good stuff comes out — and turning up for twenty minutes is worse than not turning up at all.

Questions

Answered on video, by me

The eight things people ask before every one of these. Sixty to ninety seconds each.

1:10

Do I need any experience?

No. Here's what you actually need, and the honest bar for who this works for.

0:55

Do I need to quit my job?

No — and why that's the wrong move even if you could.

1:20

Is this just “start an agency” again?

What's actually different in 2026, and why SMMA as it was taught is dead.

1:05

Do I need to be technical?

No code, nothing to build. What the AI actually does in the delivery.

0:50

Do I need an audience?

No. Nobody needs to know it's you. Here's how the first clients come in.

1:15

How long until my first client?

The honest timeline, including what it looks like when it goes slowly.

1:00

Will you be selling something?

At the end, yes, and I'll say what it is up front so nobody feels ambushed.

0:45

Is there a replay?

Not for free seats. Here's why, and it isn't a sales tactic.

Proof

People who sat where you're sitting

Same room, same free training, no experience when they started.

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INSERT: four to six lines, verbatim. The strongest version names what they'd already failed at before this, what the service actually is, and how boring it is.

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INSERT: verbatim. Pick someone whose starting point is as close as possible to a total beginner — that's who is reading this page.

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INSERT: verbatim. Ideally a video embed rather than text — on this page you have their attention and video converts the sceptics.

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89% of our clients sign their first client  ·  71% reach $10k a month  ·  4.8 on Trustpilot

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Notes from Alex

Notes on the final page

This is the last thing they see. Two steps, nothing else competing for attention.

WhatsApp on a US audience

Monetise declares their group “the only way to access all the content” and it works — but they run worldwide. This demo is US only, where WhatsApp adoption is a lot lower than in Latin America or Europe.

So I've made it the primary channel without making it exclusive: the link still goes out by SMS and email too. If we declare it exclusive we lose the share of the audience that doesn't use it.

The number I'd watch on the first run is the group join rate. Above 60% and I'd push harder on it next time. Below 35% and WhatsApp isn't the channel for this market — I'd replace it with SMS only. The tool Monetise uses for the group is Sendflow.

Why the FAQs are on video

Every one of those questions is an objection your closers will hear later. Answering them in your voice before the webinar does two jobs at once — it lifts the show rate and it pre-handles the call. They're sixty to ninety seconds each, so all eight can be shot in one sitting, and then they get reused in the emails and by the setters.

The testimonials, honestly

You asked for people who attended the webinar. On the first run those don't exist — nobody has attended yet. For launch I'd use Launch & Land clients with a first-client story and change the tag to “client”. From the second run onwards you harvest real attendee testimonials, which is the reason to record and get permission on the Thursday itself.

Whichever ones you pick, they should be people at the very beginning. A $30k-to-$110k story creates distance rather than desire for someone who hasn't signed anyone yet.

Script for the confirmation video

If you want a video at the top of this page too, this is the ninety-second version. Personally I'd leave this page without one — by this point they've already watched two and the two steps are self-explanatory — but it's here if you disagree.

Confirmation video — 1:30
0:00–0:12
Straight in. No intro card.
Right — you're in, and there are two things left. Ninety seconds and then I'll leave you alone until Thursday.
0:12–0:48
Step one, the group. Point at the button.
First, join the WhatsApp group. Button's right below this. That group is where Thursday actually happens — the joining link goes in there on the night, along with the workbook and everything else I share while we're live. And your calculator is already sitting in there waiting for you.
0:48–1:18
Step two, the email.
Second, once you're in the group I'll email you with the subject line Action Required. Open it and click the button inside. That does two things: it confirms your seat, and it tells your email provider I'm someone you actually want to hear from — which is the difference between getting Thursday's reminder and it quietly landing in spam.
1:18–1:30
Hard stop.
Group, then email. That's it. Thursday, seven PM Eastern, ninety minutes, and I stay on for the questions. See you there. Let's get it, ladies and gents.